Monica in NYC

i thought this would be about food, but it's turned out to be about race, gender, politics, and puppies. oops. but there's still some food sometimes.
  • me: we have a mouse :-(
  • Lily: eeeeeek!!!
  • me: it just came out and tried to attack me because rob's away and it knows i'm alone and defenseless and female
  • Lily: omg
  • what a sexist tool!
  • you gotta stomp the patriarchy out of that mouse
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fox news is beyond awesome

fox news is beyond awesome

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love Tina Fey

love Tina Fey

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He gets a “nice technique” from Keller which is the equivalent of getting a “nice ass” from J.Lo. Daniel Maurer, from Grub Street, on Thomas Keller complimenting Brian Voltaggio
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graffiti = love

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where do i get a pet baby otter? how do you house-train them?

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